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It is well known that oxygen inhaled in pure form is an intoxicant. In fact, pure oxygen in excess can cause brain damage. And that is the irony, for although we need oxygen to live, it is oxygen itself that can kill us. Oxygen — clean and pure — is a poison.

In the name of God, country, religion, ethnicity, community, what-have-you, people have always echoed the cry for purity. Individuals of different ethnic origins have been hunted down. Marriages between different races have been denounced. Even ideas borne of a different perspective are eradicated. All on a mission for purity.

But purity is neither the way of nature nor the way of God. Indeed the inherent yearning of all life is towards impurity. Children bred of small gene pools have a smaller survival rate. We all come from dust and return to dust. Our very bodies, in fact, are inhabited by millions of bacteria that we rely on to live. No, mixing is the way or nature, mixing is the admonition of God. We are meant to mix.

So when people cry for purity, I think of oxygen. A little bit of pure oxygen creates euphoria, blurs your vision of reality, makes you think and behave in irrational ways. And so it is with purity itself. It intoxicates. And those intoxicated by it see the world not as it is, but as their delusions demand it to be. And this is how prejudice breeds, crimes are perpetrated, and wars are begun — out of the insanity of purity.

But purity is a poison. It is unnatural. It snubs its nose at the world. And it is misunderstood. Pure white light is not pure at all. White light — pure and natural — is actually a mixture of all the colors of the spectrum.

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I don’t usually flaunt my amazing pattern recognition powers, but watching The Countdown with Keith Olbermann tonight set the little alarms in my head abuzzin’. I mean, if Olbermann’s implication that the word “CAUCus” had some sort of lascivious connotations weren’t enough, there was a string of ED commercials, which got me to thinking: Just WHO is their target demographic???

Before I go on, I must put forward the disclaimer that I am not a regular Countdown viewer and was looking for coverage of the Iowa CAUCus (I feel dirty after typing that for some reason).

By now, we all know the commercials. Couple kissing in the kitchen when suddenly the sink starts spraying water…all…over…them. Or even the dude that goes out shopping with his wife when all of a sudden horns appear over his head. And now this:

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate this commercial. It’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen! It’s like ED is part of the cultural landscape now. What’s next? An album? The Erectile Dysfunction Top 40? Movies? A play perhaps?

What makes me cringe all the more is the insinuation of ED in politics. I mean, you watch a football game and it’s not unusual to see a beer commercial or two. Will I have to endure Viva Viagra every time I want to see what’s going on in the latest polls or who’s ahead in the key battleground states? Come on, people, don’t wuss out like Huckabee. Politics is a bloodsport. Show me the gore, show me the guts.

By the way, remember Bob? The guy in the Enzyte commercials with the perpetual grin that would play golf or go for a swim while the satisfied wife served him lemonade. And it had that catchy tune. I miss that tune.

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I was “surfin’ the net” the other day — specifically Craigslist — and came across SEVERAL postings advertising dating sites. Now most of us are aware of match.com, but were you aware of the plethora of match.com-wannabes out there? The following is a short list of some of the tastier gems from cyberspace:

itsjustcoffee.com

For those non-committal, coffee-achiever types.

teamdating.com

Now women can date the same way they go to the bathroom!

bananasanddonuts.com

I guess cockandpussy.com was already taken. I’ll leave this one to the imagination.

deafsinglesconnection.com

I guess going to a concert is out of the question.

cowboycowgirl.com

Is that a 10-gallon hat or are you just happy to see me? Wait, don’t answer that.

inmate-connections.com

Yes, girls! When having a man on a tight leash just isn’t enough.

womenbehindbars.com

Yes, guys! It’s the plot of 30% of all softcore porn films come to life! Here, you want them to drop the soap.

findashemalelover.com

One thing I don’t get: “Huge Package” isn’t listed as one of the body types.

datemypet.com

I can imagine some very weird 3-ways here. Then again, no…I’d rather not.

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Google’s been busy…GTalk, Gmail, Google Earth, and now Google Print. So I do a search on…oh, a little something from Dickens. And yes, if you followed the link, you’d see that the thing I would have thought would be the first item on the list was indeed the 6th.

And then I cried.

The Fantanas

The Fantanas…the commercials make me wretch, the song annoys the hell out of me, and I find them actually kinda creepy. But I’d still do them…